my brain's the burger and my heart's the coal

is it too late to ask for this as a birthday present? or too late to use the "birthday present for myself" excuse?

in other birthday-related news, happy birthday to jenny lang today! heading to the cantina in a bit for a few pitchers of margaritas. renee and lindsey's birthdays were this past week as well. my life is always dependent on compassionate virgos and reliable cancers. i'm too much of a stubborn lion for all the other signs.