can i please live in the south? better thrift stores, better waffles, sweet tea, crocodiles, and a dramatic increase in the quality of public access television! it's all about the finer things in life. seriously. party's at the first united methodist church of peoria.
They've also apparently got folks who can't form proper verbal sentences and pop out babies like they're Pillsbury crescent rolls (à la Duggar family). Unless we're talkin' hoodoo-voodoo N'Orlins, I'll take Canada anyday, eh?
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canada! the only good thing to come outta there was neil young. and me, as i exit the country.
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