2.05.2010

i'm john daker


can i please live in the south? better thrift stores, better waffles, sweet tea, crocodiles, and a dramatic increase in the quality of public access television! it's all about the finer things in life. seriously. party's at the first united methodist church of peoria.

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  1. They've also apparently got folks who can't form proper verbal sentences and pop out babies like they're Pillsbury crescent rolls (à la Duggar family). Unless we're talkin' hoodoo-voodoo N'Orlins, I'll take Canada anyday, eh?

    ...but damn, Waffle Houses are awesome.

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  2. canada! the only good thing to come outta there was neil young. and me, as i exit the country.

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